傅小蛙回到居所,孫文超等人聽聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經過,不由得驚嘆,編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段,這個金麥子,還是越少人知道越好。
傅小蛙回到屋中,把四周的門窗都關上,接著從床底下掀開兩塊磚頭,往地下刨一刨,刨出一個罐子,這是黑魚最喜歡的居所,黑魚說沉睡幾百年對它有感情,應著黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子里,然后走到哪埋到哪,據說它要不停地吸取地氣。
他抱著罐子從床下爬出來,拍拍身上灰土,將罐子放在桌面上,摸摸下巴,看樣子黑魚還在里面死睡。
傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗,現在的麥穗已經失金色的光芒,跟普通的麥穗沒有兩樣。他打開罐子,伸手往里面掏一掏,摸到里面的黑魚,果然還在里面。他抓住黑魚的尾巴,拎著尾巴把黑魚從里面拔出來。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的,不管傅小蛙怎么晃動,也沒作聲響。
這個黑魚,救過他的命,所以他很有感情,他會想盡辦法,也要把黑魚救醒。
嗯?椅子腿有點松脫。傅小蛙拎起著黑魚的尾巴,吧吧吧砸下去,重新把椅子敲緊。
如果靈獸糧對異獸有用,那么應該會有一些幫助,傅小蛙是這么想。
用力掰開黑魚的嘴巴,黑魚從下往上長的兩顆獠牙看起來很滑稽,傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進去,然后等待。
只見那桌面上的黑魚,嘴巴蠕動了一下。像是在咀嚼吞咽,在睡夢中呢喃道:“開飯了,好幸福……”
傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊,見那黑魚嗅動一下,舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來。卷走傅小蛙手上的麥穗,然后像發出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
還沒醒,傅小蛙抓著它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭,就是摔打幾下,那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。
傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒,掰開黑魚的嘴往里面丟去。依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
“我勒個操,辣辣辣,水,我要喝水!!!”
那黑魚嚎叫著從桌子上跳進泥土之中,竄上竄下,接著消失不見。估計鉆到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。
傅小蛙抱著手在等待,不到一會,這才見到黑魚從地底竄出來,像只快要死的狗一樣,仰著面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘著氣。
“怎么樣,睡得還舒服嗎?”傅小蛙悠悠然地問道。
那黑魚跳起來破口大罵道:“舒服你大爺,讓老子吃辣椒。小爺我平生最討厭吃辣椒,老子就白救了你這個沒心肝的!”
“哇拷,哥哥我可是費盡心思找靈獸糧救你回陽,你不知道感謝也就罷了,還計較這一個兩個辣椒,沒辣椒你小崽子能醒么?”傅小蛙支著腰跟那黑魚對罵。
“小爺我就是喜歡睡怎么著,再睡個一百年過來,你也就歸仙了,費去小爺我多少麻煩事啊!”
“好,那就再用烈酒把你泡個幾百年。讓你多睡幾百年!”傅小蛙要擒它。
“你你,你別過來啊,注意點分寸啊!”
“我就過,你怎么著你!”
“我可是會叫的!”
“你叫啊,你叫破喉嚨也不會有人理你滴。咩哈哈哈!”
“救命啊,非禮啊!”
傅小蛙釋放了一只終級吃貨,給自己帶來沉重的負擔。這貨什么都吃,天上飛的,地下走的,水里游的。不過吃多少,都不管叫飽,一直嚷嚷著餓,說傅小蛙虐待動物。
“這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫,快點再給救命恩人來點吃的!”那黑魚在剔著牙齒。
傅小蛙哭喪著臉道:“你還是再把我殺掉算了,我已經沒什么可以讓你吃的,要不,你看看我的味道怎么樣?”
“你這點肉,還是不夠塞牙的,還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味,真是讓人懷念,想當年,爺每天吃飯,餐餐一大碗靈獸糧,真是好幸福的生活!”黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在回憶中露出幸福的表情。
“一大碗,他媽的誰養活的你呀,老子命都快沒了,才弄來兩顆!”
“唉,只能說我命苦啊,女人怕嫁錯郎,獸怕跟錯主,心酸吶!”
“那你不要跟著我好了,一點事情不會做,還老要吃的,你說你到底會干啥啊!”
“其實我會做的事情多得很,洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪床疊被,可是,人家沒吃飽,哪有力氣干活!”黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。
“臥勒個操,你一天吃的足夠養一百個丫環了!”
“叔叔,我餓!”黑魚眼睛閃亮楚楚可憐。
傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭,想想什么才能塞飽這只無底洞。突然,他想到百寶囊里還有糖果,然后拿出百寶囊往里面翻找,里面東西很多,傅小蛙把擋事的東西拿出來放一邊,那黑魚探著個腦袋瞄望。
傅小蛙把幾大塊狼尸放在一邊,然后伸手進百寶囊里掏掏掏,黑魚在旁邊望著狼尸直流口水,小心翼翼地試問道:“叔叔,我能吃么?”
傅小蛙的眉毛動彈幾下,奇怪道:“你要吃這個,當心咬崩你的牙!”
“我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉……看起來好美味……”
黑魚愛撫著幾大塊狼尸,傅小蛙切成幾大塊,整個異狼有幾千斤重,每一大塊都有近千斤。
“那你……試試?”
得到傅小蛙的同意,黑魚撲到狼尸前,大口大口的吞食。
“噢霍霍,這才叫肉,好滿足,好充足,就是肉質太嫩一點!”黑魚搖著尾巴撲在狼尸上大吃特吃,還鉆進去吃,從里吃到外。
傅小蛙打到一個寒顫。想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子,這個狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣,他當時可以暴動氣元才斬成幾大塊。
幾千斤重的狼尸,竟然被黑魚吃個一干二凈留下骨頭跟獸皮,吃完之后。黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個飽嗝,似乎還不是很過癮的樣子。
“飽,飽了?”
“七成吧!”黑魚剔剔牙,懶洋洋地道。
“你,你每餐都要吃這么多?”
“矮油,人家正是長身體的時候。自然需要吃得多,把我喂好了,以后你好處多著呢,過來,給小爺捶捶背!”
“滾,老子哪里去給你找這么多異獸!”
“叔叔。你,你好兇噢……”黑魚楚楚可憐眼神回望。
傅小蛙現在很頭大,這條大吃貨尾隨著,是要吃垮他才甘心。不過也沒有辦法,誰叫它是救命恩人,依然還是要救醒的。
天都學院恢復平靜,學院為這一次的災難。而舉行一場哀悼大會,悼念在這場災難中不幸死去的人們,悼念那個奮不顧身勇救學員的導師,立這導師為榜樣,讓更多的導師學習。
傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會,他的心情非常悲痛。
(拖欠半章,注意章節修改情況,一會兒補上!)``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````(。如果您喜歡這部作品,歡迎您來起點(qidian)、月票,您的支持。就是我最大的動力。請到m.qidian閱讀。)